Gossip.

From the NY Daily News...
Carnal relations are hard when you’re a worldwide heartthrob. “Twilight” hunk Robert Pattinson was overheard telling a fellow Brit, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]” while at Nur Khan’s Rosebar Saturday night. “A blind person with a British accent could get tail,” the pal retorted, cracking Pattinson up. Moments later, a cute brunette approached the star. The lass began fawning over him. “I’ll be back,” he promised, stuffing his beer into his jacket pocket before walking out.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/16/2009-03-16_rihanna_to_hit_the_big_screen_with_bodyg.html

I don't know if I believe this story (becuz NY Daily News is shit) but just in case, Bert, I know for a FACT you can laid in Philly, Delaware and Mexico.