The Boat That Rocked Premiere...

Since Bert couldn't make Tom's premiere the ladies of TwiHigh went as his date...

(Don't worry WorstfriendeverBert we took care of him)


Don't hate on our outfits either...bahahaha.


(FYI..We love Bert we are just fuckin kiddin)

JIZZZZZZZZ Premiere Pics...*edited*

We have another new affiliate...Hot Hobo Love LJ Community!!

Most of these pics came from that wonderful site love to "the Plaids"


Beer in hand...loves it!

LOLZ.

Gah! Open mouth picture...learned from the best of course
(in my mind that necklace is a present from Bert)

Jizz.

No (visual)plaid but smokin hot none the less

Kellan sure does love his snuggie.

Kellan, Rachelle, and Ashley at Kitson on March 21st.

Snuggie party that didn't happen, fake Twitters, and Dakota Fanning joining Bad Moon all included in the vid. 

Neato gloves...

I never get sick of KStews "I just smoked ten blunts" face... EVER!  The girl does it well...

But i actually think her gloves outshine her face... man I wish I saved my glow in the dark skeleton gloves from '92... guess i'll need to go on ebay and find me a pair. 

3.23.09 Tom's Premiere

Its 3:17PM in London right now and Tom is trying to decide which one of Bert's suits he is going to wear to his premiere tonight. You know he is hoping he can wear the lucky plaid as an undershirt.

Here is a picture of Tom at Bobby Long's show on March 13th, and yes he is wearing plaid in this picture because Tom does not disappoint.EVER.

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Good Luck tonight BB...Love your TwiHigh girls <3

New Affiliate yo...

Good morning darlings...

We have a new affiliate...Confessions of a TwiCrack Addict!

One of her readers sent her these pictures of Scruffbert taken in Italy this past fall. For some reason I think scruffbert looks amazingly hot in these...Idk, maybe its the black hoodie or his sexy lips or...I better get back to work.

Bahahaha...look at Berto's face. My guess is he is coming out of a pub.

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Attention lurkers. All 1,800 of you.

Hi, it is I, the Elitist. Contrary to my name, I do not think I am all that elite. I love hearing what other people are saying. I love talking to people. I like meeting new people. I try to make people laugh. I, however, can not do this if no one wants to talk to me. My other Twigh baftas listen, but they already know me. I want to get to know you, the readers. So my plea is that you start commenting. It takes just a minute of your day. Did you think something we said was funny? Or not funny at all? Did a photo of Bert, Kellan, or Daddy C make you jizz in your pants? Do you think we are a bunch of pathetic baftas that need a life? Then comment and tell us! You don't even have to be registered!

This is my true birthday wish. And yes, I will beg if need be. I leave you with a present, from me to you. A little profilebert.