Oh my fucking Godbert - he really did go to Walmart.

.....and we just died a little bit inside.


Rob says:

(courtesy of HYBeccer)

Berto was spotted at the Walmart head quarters in Arkansas this morning. source

Elitist- "Omfg. He really did go to Wally World."

FemmeFatale - "Stfu no he didn't."

Elitist - "Swear to godbert he did. There are pics to prove it. Well it seems that it was just for managers of Sam's Club, so that is slightly better, but not really."

Stella-D - "Hahaha. Not really."

FemmeFatle - "No it's terrible. The only way he can be at Walmart is if he's there for dying children and their last wish is to meet him."

Stella-D - "That's true."

FemmeFatale - "This is exactly like The Red Line. Summit is like Victoria and Rob is like Stripward. Summit just let Walmart ass rape Bert."

Elitist - "Omg, you are sooo right. He better get a lifetime supply of hot pockets and snapple from Walmart. That's the only thing that will make this okay."

FemmeFatale - "Rob better be on a plane on his way home to London, with a layover in Philadelphia."

Elitist - "So he can lay you over. I'll meet you there and then he can lay me over."

Stella-D - "Ughhhh, why is Mexico sooo far from Philly?"

Elitist - "Well you can't win them all. Alright, I'm on my way to the airport."

*Bert, if you are looking for new management, the ladies of Twihigh would be happy to oblige...our email can be found on the right of this page.



ETA: La Stella just remembered she has been banned from Philadelphia since 2007. She apparently was crashing on the basement of an unknowing couple in the suburbs.

Anyways here is Bert in Wally World.