Have no fear. I have compiled a mini dictionary of sorts to help you understand what we are saying.
- bafta (no, not the British award thing) - a swear word, such as bitch, cunt, fuck, etc.....
- truth - our way of saying "yes, i agree with that."
- ___bert - however Bert (Rob) is looking at the time. If he looks like a dork (dorkbert), looks like sex (sexbert), looks like a hobo (hobobert), or is wearing his Doc Martens (docbert). We love all ___berts.
- OMB (ohmybert) - oh my god; omg.
- hot tranny mess - someone that looks a hot mess and like a tranny. Mainly used for Nikki Reed, even though we love her.
- Oregano - Michael Angarano, KStew's boyfriend.
- Tombert or Robstu - The ultimate bromance that is Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge.
- The plaid shirt - the plaid shirt of love that Tombert share together.
- Rpattzed - our version of a Rick Roll. And yes, we will do it to you.
- Daddy C - Carlisle Cullen, or Peter Facinelli.
- robhab - where we all need to go for rehabilitation of being robsessed.
- robsessed - being completely and utterly obsessed with Rob Pattinson.
- asshat - asshole; someone with their head up their ass
- dickbag - douchebag; a bag of douche
- douche nozzle - asshole, dummy, bitch, reject, etc....
- accent fuck -talking to a dude that has an accent (for example he has an accent he spoke to me hence I was accent fucked) or the act of having sex with someone that has an accent
- (getting) kstewed - getting high as a kite.
This is a growing dictionary. Words will be added as we use them.
