Incase you missed it - KStew on Jimmy Kimmel.

Kristen was on Jimmy Kimmel promoting The Cake Eaters and Adventureland.

Loves the dress.

She is too adorable. 

She may have seemed blazed, but we love her anyway.

All screencaps can be found here.

Here she is autographing and taking pictures with fans before the show.  More photos can be found here.

Esme can't keep it in her pants.

And here I thought it was the Cullen boys who were the horny beasts, and it defs looks like they got it from Esme herself.

I would attack Daddy C that way if I was her too.

I love it when you call me Big Poppa.

Our beloved hotness called Kellan Lutz made a photoshoot for this Italian magazine called Max.

While, he def looks really hot

and as adorable as we know he is

Max Magazine made a terrible mistake.. Kellan Lutz should never wear clothes, like EVAH. Not unless its a snuggie or the Twigh team covering up his bits.

Source

Oh my fucking Godbert - he really did go to Walmart.

.....and we just died a little bit inside.


Rob says:

(courtesy of HYBeccer)

Berto was spotted at the Walmart head quarters in Arkansas this morning. source

Elitist- "Omfg. He really did go to Wally World."

FemmeFatale - "Stfu no he didn't."

Elitist - "Swear to godbert he did. There are pics to prove it. Well it seems that it was just for managers of Sam's Club, so that is slightly better, but not really."

Stella-D - "Hahaha. Not really."

FemmeFatle - "No it's terrible. The only way he can be at Walmart is if he's there for dying children and their last wish is to meet him."

Stella-D - "That's true."

FemmeFatale - "This is exactly like The Red Line. Summit is like Victoria and Rob is like Stripward. Summit just let Walmart ass rape Bert."

Elitist - "Omg, you are sooo right. He better get a lifetime supply of hot pockets and snapple from Walmart. That's the only thing that will make this okay."

FemmeFatale - "Rob better be on a plane on his way home to London, with a layover in Philadelphia."

Elitist - "So he can lay you over. I'll meet you there and then he can lay me over."

Stella-D - "Ughhhh, why is Mexico sooo far from Philly?"

Elitist - "Well you can't win them all. Alright, I'm on my way to the airport."

*Bert, if you are looking for new management, the ladies of Twihigh would be happy to oblige...our email can be found on the right of this page.



ETA: La Stella just remembered she has been banned from Philadelphia since 2007. She apparently was crashing on the basement of an unknowing couple in the suburbs.

Anyways here is Bert in Wally World.