Kellan Lutz partied it up in Vegas for his 24th birthday. Looking sexy as fuck, I might add.
*Note to Kellan - my birthday is a week after yours. Next year we should have a joint party. Let me know.
Here he is at the airport leaving Vancouver with Edi Gathegi. We fucking love how Kellan has been rocking scarves. Too damn adorable. We also love how he takes his own photos of the paparazzi.
Did you think we were going to let this pic go without some dialogue? Elitest: drunkbert at his finest Elitest: fuckkkkk FemmeFatale: so fucking hot Elitest: if you dont post that shit then i will FemmeFatale: i am posting it!! Elitest: a drunkbert is the best bert FemmeFatale: the only think that would make him hotter is if he had a fuckin cig in his mouth FemmeFatale: or hand Elitest: and tom under his arm FemmeFatale: bhahahah yes Elitest: and a video to go along with the picture Elitest: and me in his bed FemmeFatale: um i want to do a blow job shot from between berts legs Elitest: don't we all ?
Followers (if we have any)...please tell us, given the chance, what shot would you do off of Bert?
Drunkbert: This is a pose Tyra would call FIERCE. DaddyC: Rob, you are drunk.. that isn't Fierce.
Drunkbert: Dude, I met her, I bit her.. I think I know what FIERCE is (shakes imaginary long hair). DaddyC: Now look son, this is how you SMILE WITH YOUR EYES.
From the NY Daily News... Carnal relations are hard when you’re a worldwide heartthrob. “Twilight” hunk Robert Pattinson was overheard telling a fellow Brit, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]” while at Nur Khan’s Rosebar Saturday night. “A blind person with a British accent could get tail,” the pal retorted, cracking Pattinson up. Moments later, a cute brunette approached the star. The lass began fawning over him. “I’ll be back,” he promised, stuffing his beer into his jacket pocket before walking out. http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/16/2009-03-16_rihanna_to_hit_the_big_screen_with_bodyg.html
I don't know if I believe this story (becuz NY Daily News is shit) but just in case, Bert, I know for a FACT you can laid in Philly, Delaware and Mexico.