March 17, 2009

Smoke of the day


I want to be like her.
A bitch who just doesn't care and still gets to act in cool movies.

I love her <3

Kellan, I want you in me. Kthanks.

Kellan Lutz partied it up in Vegas for his 24th birthday. Looking sexy as fuck, I might add.
*Note to Kellan - my birthday is a week after yours. Next year we should have a joint party. Let me know.


Here he is at the airport leaving Vancouver with Edi Gathegi. We fucking love how Kellan has been rocking scarves. Too damn adorable. We also love how he takes his own photos of the paparazzi.
Thanks for the photos JustJared.

God save the Queen...

Looks like Bert is back in London??
*prays this is true and he is there long enough to creep behind Tom at his premiere*

Scans from the Twilight Director's Notebook

Source clicky to make bigger :)








Teen Wolf

"Wolf wolf wolf wolf"...Teen Wolf anyone? One of my favorite movies.

Ok on with the news...


Lainey Gossip is reporting that these pictures of Tay Tay are of him and the other wolves that will appear in New Moon.


Oh shit...lookout Bert, is that a rival beanie??





Guy on the left is Chris Wietz.

Let it be known...FemmeFatale is and will always be Team Edward :)

Where's Waldobert in HQ

Vanity Fair did a spread on West Side Story featuring young hollywood...
HQ


Find Bert and win a prize.

Commentary Highlights

*Spoilers* For those of you that can't wait until the DVD comes out here are some Berto highlights from the DVD commentary...enjoy!

Body shots off of Bert...

Tonight Twigh presents...Body shots off Bert...the Line forms here.
Hmmm are they drinking Jager?

Source

Did you think we were going to let this pic go without some dialogue?

Elitest: drunkbert at his finest

Elitest: fuckkkkk
FemmeFatale: so fucking hot
Elitest: if you dont post that shit then i will
FemmeFatale: i am posting it!!
Elitest: a drunkbert is the best bert
FemmeFatale: the only think that would make him hotter is if he had a fuckin cig in his mouth
FemmeFatale: or hand
Elitest: and tom under his arm
FemmeFatale: bhahahah yes
Elitest: and a video to go along with the picture
Elitest: and me in his bed
FemmeFatale: um i want to do a blow job shot from between berts legs
Elitest: don't we all ?

Followers (if we have any)...please tell us, given the chance, what shot would you do off of Bert?

Adventureland Premiere

Blazzzed.



*wishes my ass looked as good as Kristens*


aww BFFFs.
more pics here source

March 16, 2009

Smoke of the day.

We may be in the minority when it comes to this hottie, but we fucking love Jackson. He can accent fuck the TwiHigh ladies anytime he wants.


I love this bitch, her fake smile, and her purse.

Kstew in L.A. <3


Candid shots Twigh Style

Drunkbert: This is a pose Tyra would call FIERCE.
DaddyC: Rob, you are drunk.. that isn't Fierce.


Drunkbert: Dude, I met her, I bit her.. I think I know what FIERCE is (shakes imaginary long hair).

DaddyC:
Now look son, this is how you SMILE WITH YOUR EYES.

Gossip.

From the NY Daily News...
Carnal relations are hard when you’re a worldwide heartthrob. “Twilight” hunk Robert Pattinson was overheard telling a fellow Brit, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]” while at Nur Khan’s Rosebar Saturday night. “A blind person with a British accent could get tail,” the pal retorted, cracking Pattinson up. Moments later, a cute brunette approached the star. The lass began fawning over him. “I’ll be back,” he promised, stuffing his beer into his jacket pocket before walking out.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/16/2009-03-16_rihanna_to_hit_the_big_screen_with_bodyg.html

I don't know if I believe this story (becuz NY Daily News is shit) but just in case, Bert, I know for a FACT you can laid in Philly, Delaware and Mexico.

Monday morning panty dropper...GQ outtakes

Sadbert or Sultrybert?








Credit...yourmom...or http://men.style.com/gq


Special dedication to my shawty's

This from the ladies of Twigh...for Bert, Kellan, Jackson, DaddyC, and Tom..bahahaha