March 23, 2009

New Affiliate yo...

Good morning darlings...

We have a new affiliate...
Confessions of a TwiCrack Addict!

One of her readers sent her these pictures of Scruffbert taken in Italy this past fall. For some reason I think scruffbert looks amazingly hot in these...Idk, maybe its the black hoodie or his sexy lips or...I better get back to work.






Bahahaha...look at Berto's face. My guess is he is coming out of a pub.

Attention lurkers. All 1,800 of you.

Hi, it is I, the Elitist. Contrary to my name, I do not think I am all that elite. I love hearing what other people are saying. I love talking to people. I like meeting new people. I try to make people laugh. I, however, can not do this if no one wants to talk to me. My other Twigh baftas listen, but they already know me. I want to get to know you, the readers. So my plea is that you start commenting. It takes just a minute of your day. Did you think something we said was funny? Or not funny at all? Did a photo of Bert, Kellan, or Daddy C make you jizz in your pants? Do you think we are a bunch of pathetic baftas that need a life? Then comment and tell us! You don't even have to be registered!

This is my true birthday wish. And yes, I will beg if need be. I leave you with a present, from me to you. A little profilebert.








March 22, 2009

Spotlight on DaddyC...

Carlise...we love you...you are the best "foster dad slash matchmaker"...
This entry is dedicated to Peetah Facinelli because he canceled his flight home to spend more time at a DVD release signing at Fort Lewis in Washington. You can read all about it at TwiCrackAddict.

Peetah jizzpicspam:




Welcum..

.. to another edition of where is WaldoBert?

This time in a cast photo of one of his awesome movies How To Be. (FemmeFatale can testify that)

Scruffysexbert

More Sexbert pics from Japan...

*dies*

Bafta's BIRTHDAY!

Elitest is another year older :)


Happy birthday baby. go smoke a blunt or 3.


KStew wishes the Elitist a happy bday!


Cause we know you want to smoke out with her

And be her BFF..



KStew wishes the Elitist a Happy Birthday.


Much love bb


Twilight Release...

On Saturday afternoon, Rachelle, Ashley and Kellan made an appearence at Kitson in West Hollywood. Here are some pics: (love Kellan in plaid)

March 21, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ELITEST....

Happy Birthday Bafta!!! <3

I know we are few hours early but...fuck it! haha.



Nikki is doing a birthday shot for you yo.

GIF LOVE: Bert

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GIF LOVE: Jackson



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Jesus...Wow.

DVD Screen caps...





Gah...Raybansuspenderbert looks so hot.-----------------Check out Kellan's dimples.

Source:pattinsononline

Oohhhh Scruffbert.

Don't know if these are new or not, but they are new to me. 

Oh how I would enjoy this between my thighs.



Ashley Greene in LA last night...

Ashley went to a Twilight release party at a Hot Topic in LA last night. Here are some pictures courtsey of Lion & Lamb Love


Bhahaha!

Hahaha! Agreene is fucking funny!



Ohmybert....the release parties

Quick post about who was where:

NYC: Edi Gathegi,

Dallas: Catherine Hardwicke
Chitown: Nikki Reed
Salt Lake City: Rachelle Lefevre
LA: Rumor has it...Ashley Greene

I still say Bert is bro-ing down with Tom in London. Either way, a collective *sigh of relief* for the fact that Bert and Kristen did not have to make an appearence anywhere tonight.