Here is some tabloid trash for you...

Ted Casablanca from E! is reporting the following...

Caught! Rob and Kristen Holding Hands...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, getting PG frisky up in Vancouver. That's what any girl does who supposedly still has a boyfriend, right? The costars were grocery shopping over the weekend when a fellow shopper noticed the duo "holding hands" as they walked around inside.

R and K even stopped to "giggle" at the current tabloids with their hot little mugs plastered all over 'em. Robsten quickly turned incognito when they noticed people staring, and all of a sudden kept their hands to themselves. No need to hide, babes, come out of the dating closet already!
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Sounds just like something Bert and Kristen would do...*rolls eyes*
Kristen says...Bitch please...

Bert and Kristen in April's CUT magazine

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Peetah, Kristen and Nikki with fans...

Peetah is awesome...just sayin.

Public Service Announcement

Yo.
It is time to pimp some fan fictions...

Today I present one of my new favorites...ladies and gentleman, brothers and sisters...get ready for Priestward.

SANCTUARY by Jfly
Summary: Edward faces a monumental crisis and finds Sanctuary in the one place he refuses to look for it. All Human.This story contains Religious themes and Mature themes: Edward is a priest struggling with his role in the Church and as a man.
Trust...this story is good...I heart it. And if you don't want to read it you can still enjoy this picture: bahahahahahaha.


I am also reading a story called Do I Dare? by Burntorange It features Professorward.
Summary: During her senior year at Dartmouth, Bella realizes that her undeniable chemistry with her professor, Dr. Cullen, cannot be controlled.

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If you have LJ and you enjoy FF you should join The Gazebo.

And I just got word that The Office should be updated soon...so hold on to your panties

Bert Reeks...of Sex? Pssshhh like we didnt know that...

In case you didn't get your fill of Sexbert today...I present this gem:

Robert Pattinson Reeks...of Sex
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New wolf photo.

The guy on the very left, Alex, looks the best. Followed by the guy on the right, Kiowa. But come on - they are no Cullen men. 

Thanks to Becca for the find.

Jizzzzzzz...

Sexbert and Drunkbert are rivaling for attention today....

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Marcus Foster and Bobby Long...

Bobby Long & Marcus Foster Interview from Pattinson Online Network on Vimeo.

Bert.....We love you.

I am not sure what the fuck Bert is doing in these pictures but I love it.

Loveeeeessss.

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Good God...more GQBert

*dies*
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More Bert goodness on ET...

Nikki leaves Vancun *tear*

More pics HURRR

And just when you thought we saw enough of Berto...

Bert and Kristen arriving at their hotel on Friday night

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Hottest 8 seconds of your day...

Coming up this Thursday, ET has your exclusive ticket to the closed set of the highly anticipated 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon.' But right now, ETonline has a sneak peek at Robert Pattinson's telling interview!

Meanwhile, tune in to ET this Thursday as our Thea Andrews goes one-on-one with the movie's stars, Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner.

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This is when I love Lainey...EPIC Bert picgasm

*Warning...extra panties needed*

Helloooo lips...

ass shot...woooohoooo

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