Gah.

Pics of Bert leaving his hotel in Vancun

Clicky all pics to see Berts pores.

Hand porn

Helloooo tongue

*Tom, answer your fuckin phone*

Blazed

Source for the Jizz inducing pics (you can find more there as well)

Tom and the cast in Berlin/Amsterdam

Everything that is posted from now on will most likely pale in comparison to the photos in the post below this one but...

Please tell me in the comment section, where have you guys seen this suit before???




Can't remember? click here for the answer: Jizz




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Also I will be ending all my posts with one of the photos from the Dossier shoot...bhahahaha.

Leatherjacketcrazysexhairtightjeanspeencigohfuckme....

click for the bigger, better-ness

....nothing more to say.

Except this!!!! Oh sweet Jesus, you can make them as big as you want.

http://dossierjournal.com/about/media/issue3/Dossier_3_Pattinson.pdf

Our thanks to cinnamon_toast_crunch and sgen75 on Bert's IMDb board for posting both.

This is like the post that keeps on giving. The very generous and oh so wonderful cali_love (from IMDb) tinypic-ed them.

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Tom rides a bike

Photocall for in Amsterdam for The Boat that Rocked.



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Holy fvcking Jizz.

Sexbert.


leatherjacket.tightjeans.cig.*dies*
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DILF

Daddy C gets all the love but Charlie (Billy Burke) is a Dad I would like to...well, you know *wink*

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Humans

The humans have arrived in Vancun:

More pics here--> Lainey!

Japanese magazine scans

Grabbed from Lion_LambLJ (thanks to the person that scanned them)

Anyone else find themselves staring at Berts crotch in this pic?

Excuse me while I...

Jackson and Matthew yum. I am sucker for dudes with long hair.

This pic is from the set of Criminal Minds, Don't forget Jackson will be on this Wednesday at 9PM EST.

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Nikki Reed...

Nikki rockin Kstew's kicks and driving Bert's car. Lucky bitch.


*just cuz she he driving his car doesn't mean she is banging him...she is wearing Kristen's shoes so she could just as easily be bangin her too. bahaha.

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Tom's Musical Corner pt 2

As part of the promotion, Itunes UK made the cast of The Boat that Rocked make their playlists.

Here is Tom's:



I wonder if it's that 60s because of the movie, or because Tom is like that, which would make sense considering the first song is one of his faves, and it includes Van Morrison which we all know he and Bert love. Hmm, I personally love it..

And...Jizz

Bert singing my favorite fucking song.



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Jackson in Cali.

On their MySpace, 100 Monkeys blogged that Jackson would not be at their April 3rd gig. So imagine the fans delight when Jackson did appear with the Monkeys last night at Chain Reaction. 

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*J Action, I'm not really digging the hair.