So so scandalous...

I dislike reporting on this crap but I thought it was funny....

Last weeks Life and Style cover:

This weeks Life and Style:

1st of all...Nikki and Bert were "back together" for a week before Bert "ended it"? bahahaha

2nd of all...WTF did they do to Bert's face?

New Moon Cast.

New Moon cast has been revealed. HisGoldenEyes is quick with their shit (all the pics came from them). I heart them. Clicky here other for New Moon cast news.

Kellan is cheating on me.

Kellan, I thought you broke up with AnnaLynne. Whatev, she's chill.

In all seriousness, can someone please explain this vid to me. Cause I don't get any part of it. 

Sorry, I can't figure out how to embed the vid. Watch it here.

100 Monkeys show last night...*edit*

Yo. Apparently Peetah, Kristen, Kellan, Ashley, Nikki, TayTay and obviously Jackson were at the 100 Monkeys show last night in Vancun...Check out the story and more pics here

Also check out GossipGirls for more pics!

Outtakes...Unfff....

My favorite pic in this set...

More here
Found here

Elitest is probably losing her shit right now lookin at these pics...bahaha.

Kristen and some wolves

Kristen out and about...

Werewolvesssss

More pics and bs from Lainey here

Bobby Long owns a piece of my soul...*edit*

Sooo...on an empty stomach my boss and I hopped on a NJ tranny train from Princeton Junticon to NY PENN Station and arrived in NYC at 7:30PM. We got the to venue at 8:30ish...and immediately did an irish car bomb. Bobby was supposed to go on around 9PM but he was running late so, my boss and I had nothing better to do except drink. So by the time Bobby took the stage I was drunkbert.
OK enough about moi, more about Bobby. He literally sounds just as amazing live as he does recorded. His voice makes me melt. GAH.

Here is the set list from what I remember:
Being a Mockngbird (or in my drunken text to Elitest...To kill a Mockingbird bahaha)
The Bounty of Mary Jane
Who Have You Been Loving
Tear Me Up
This Strange Love
Left To Lie
Two Tone Lover
2 other songs (can't remember the names)

After the show I went up to him (thank you Hoegaarden for giving me the balls to do so) and told him he was amazing. And then I was accent fucked (first definition) and I jizzed and it was wonderful. I tried to get him to do a car bomb with me and he asked what was in it and then declined because he didn't want to "hurt his voice" for his shows tonight. (understandable) We talked about where he was going to play when he came to Philadelphia (he doesn't know yet) blah blah blah. Then like a proper fan girl I asked if he minded getting a picture taken with me. He obliged and I am still debating on whether I want to post them yet. Did I mention he is just as hot in person as well and yes I should have brought extra panties.

Shout out to my girls...Joanna and Kelly love you bitches! And Beth...check yo email tonight!

*edit* Oh yes apparently during my call to Elitest I made this statement "he asked for someone to buy him a beer....I will give him my vagina." Who the fuck says that shit? Apparently I do.

And now...jizz for yo self...

I don't mind if you use my pics just give this blog some fuckin credit...thank you :)

The Cullens are in Vancun yo...

Peeetaaah. (looks like DaddyC got his hat back from Bert)

Sweet Jizzo

Dr. and Mrs. Cullen

AGreene love

From Lainey (more pics at her site)
I thought this was interesting:
"Am told that a party scene involving the Cullen Family and Bella is (at press time) scheduled for tomorrow at a private residence"