Bafta, wtf is that?

So, you're reading our kick ass blog and come across a word, and think "what the fuck is that?"
Have no fear. I have compiled a mini dictionary of sorts to help you understand what we are saying.

• bafta (no, not the British award thing) - a swear word, such as bitch, cunt, fuck, etc.....
• truth - our way of saying "yes, i agree with that."
  
• ___bert - however Bert (Rob) is looking at the time. If he looks like a dork (dorkbert), looks like sex (sexbert), looks like a hobo (hobobert), or is wearing his Doc Martens (docbert). We love all ___berts.
  
• OMB (ohmybert) - oh my god; omg.
  
• hot tranny mess - someone that looks a hot mess and like a tranny. Mainly used for Nikki Reed, even though we love her.
  
• Oregano - Michael Angarano, KStew's boyfriend.
  
• Tombert or Robstu - The ultimate bromance that is Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge.
  
• The plaid shirt - the plaid shirt of love that Tombert share together.
  
• Rpattzed - our version of a Rick Roll. And yes, we will do it to you.
  
• Daddy C - Carlisle Cullen, or Peter Facinelli.
  
• robhab - where we all need to go for rehabilitation of being robsessed.
• robsessed - being completely and utterly obsessed with Rob Pattinson.
  
• asshat - asshole; someone with their head up their ass
• dickbag - douchebag; a bag of douche
• douche nozzle - asshole, dummy, bitch, reject, etc....
• accent fuck -talking to a dude that has an accent (for example he has an accent he spoke to me hence I was accent fucked) or the act of having sex with someone that has an accent
• (getting) kstewed - getting high as a kite.

This is a growing dictionary. Words will be added as we use them.