March 13, 2009

The Cullens leave Canadialand; where's waldobert?

Lainey says everyone is out of Vancouver. Ashley, Jackson, and KStew were seen leaving today. (photos on Lainey) 
What's Ashley holding - Bad Moon script perhaps ? 
Apparently Bert left yesterday or last night. And where are the pictures of that, we ask ?!?! And where is Berto now ?

Elitist - "He better not be going to LA, not after GQbert. He'll get stalked more that usual."
FemmeFatale - "No, he has to be going to London. Tom's new movie premiers next week and Bert better be there to support him."
Elitist - "Good point. Tomstu did enough creeping at Bert's premiers. He has to keep the bromance alive and do the same for Tom."
FemmeFatale - "Ex-fucking-actly."

Update
We hear Berto might be going to Walmart's headquarters tomorrow. What in the fuckbert is Summit doing to the poor lad ?

FemmeFatale - "A little piece of me just died."
Elitist - "Me too. I hope he doesn't end up stabbing himself in some fucking Shittown, Arkansas Walmart. The Twimoms won't know how to handle that."
FemmeFatale - "Truth.  Why doesn't Summit realize all Rob wants to do is to be in London with Tom in some pub drinking beer ?"
Elitist - "Because that would involve them actually giving a shit about the stars of their movies. Those fuckers don't seem to care."
FemmeFatale - "They need to stop whoring him out. This isn't The Red Line. Let's pour out a little liquor for his dignity."
Elitist - "Cheers to that."



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