Smoke of the day

I don't smoke or drink (enough beer) but now I'm craving both. Not enough as I crave TomBert.

LIKE OMG Tombert smells??

Bhahahaha...Who the fuck cares? Really? Are gossip sites that hard up for info that they have to blog about the smell that is Bert? And then drag his BFF into the mix too? Let's be real if Bert really smelled Summit would bottle that shit and sell it in all the Hot Topic/ Walmart’s around the United States.

For the record I like my men dirty...just sayin.

From Lainey Gossip:

His head is fine but he smells

Many of you have emailed about some tabloid story reporting that Robert Pattinson was struck in the head during New Moon shooting in Vancouver.

He hasn’t started shooting. Makeup, screen testing, and training…but not shooting. Relax twi-hards. It never happened. He wasn’t hurt. Trust.

The smell on the other hand… well the smell is a different story entirely. Apparently Pattinson is loathe to clean himself and the stank coming off of him, his colleagues can’t stand it. Robert has been training every day. Cable, wires and underwater. Then he chainsmokes. And locks himself in his hotel room the rest of the time…

Yeah no, fresh is probably not the best way to describe it. This however is part of his appeal …? So I’m told. And his funk was also alluded to in that recent GQ article too as the journalist noted: His clothes smell like he has recently purchased them off the back of someone less fortunate than he.

A little psychoanalysis, shall we?

Does Robert Pattinson hate his own pretty?

Is the lack of personal hygiene an attempt to escape the heavy burden of being so beautiful?

More importantly…

At what point does quiver come before cleanliness? For me, it would have to be someone with a legacy. I wouldn’t sacrifice the olfactory senses for a young sparkler in his first year of stardom, you know?

Johnny Depp?

Yes. Of course.

Bert is thinking...

(Pic Credit to HYBeccer)

Boys of a feather open mouth together

Tom Sturridge is apparently a very good friend of Robert Pattinson. Here he is on the carpet for The Boat That Rocks last night in London. As you can see, his BFF gave him a few tips. One tip.

When in doubt, let your mouth hang open. Open Mouth Posing.

Like Pattinson, Tom is a beautiful boy. And cleaner? It’s probably not fair to judge from a red carpet. Even Pattinson showers for the red carpet.

But the hair…

Am too old perhaps to understand the hair. These days the hair, on these boys, they’re more like boy elves. With great emphasis on the ear – have you noticed? LipGloss Zac Efron, as you know, is famous for it. And Chace Crawford. And now Tom Sturridge as well.

If I were Tom Sturridge, it’s not the kind of company I’d like to keep, especially not with all this potential following the lead of fellow break out Brits like James McAvoy, Jim Sturgess, and Ben Barnes.

Tom Sturridge is next? Discuss

This is what Tom has to say:

(Pic credit to HYBeccer)

We interrupt this blog for our thoughts on Tombert's plaidtastic ways.

Spotted: TomStud on The Breakfast wearing a plaid shirt. (No, not the plaid shirt.) And if I recall correctly, I think we've seen him wear it before. As a matter of fact, I think we've seen him wearing that same outfit before.

Same red plaid, check.

Same grey jeans, check.

Same fresh kicks, check.

TomStud, you and Berto are bargain shoppers, we can tell. We love you and your plaid, thrifty, magically reappearing clothes. Our only hope is that you not wear one of Bert's suits to your movie premier. That's not kosher.

FemmeFatale - "Omg. Wait till you see this. You remember what Tom had on in the interview right?"

Elitist - "Yes....."

Elitist - "Oooohhhh no, if it's another joint custody shirt........"

*FemmeFatale show Elitist this*

Elitist -"Pahahahahahahahhahahahhaha."

FemmeFatale - "Baahahhahahah. I'm sayin same muther fucking outfit."

Elitist - "Dude, they are the same person, wearing the same clothes all the time. I love it !"

FemmeFatale - "That pic is like a year old. He has the same fucking sneakers on."

Elitist - "Hopefully that will be the next plaid we see Rob in."

FemmeFatale - "I wish there was a Tombert cam. All Tom and Bert, all the time."

Elitist - "Yessssssssssssss. That is what I want for my birthday. Make it happen."

FemmeFatale - "I will try. Right after I make a Tombert-FemmeFatale sex tape."

Elitist - "Woah woah woah. I get Bert first, while you have Tom. I mean, it is my birthday."

FemmeFatale - "Deal."

Elitist - "Now we just have to get to London."

Smoke of the day

You know this makes you want to smoke one.. *winks*