Commentary Highlights

*Spoilers* For those of you that can't wait until the DVD comes out here are some Berto highlights from the DVD commentary...enjoy!

Body shots off of Bert...

Tonight Twigh presents...Body shots off Bert...the Line forms here.

Hmmm are they drinking Jager?

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Did you think we were going to let this pic go without some dialogue?

Elitest: drunkbert at his finest
Elitest: fuckkkkk
FemmeFatale: so fucking hot
Elitest: if you dont post that shit then i will
FemmeFatale: i am posting it!!
Elitest: a drunkbert is the best bert
FemmeFatale: the only think that would make him hotter is if he had a fuckin cig in his mouth
FemmeFatale: or hand
Elitest: and tom under his arm
FemmeFatale: bhahahah yes
Elitest: and a video to go along with the picture
Elitest: and me in his bed
FemmeFatale: um i want to do a blow job shot from between berts legs
Elitest: don't we all ?

Followers (if we have any)...please tell us, given the chance, what shot would you do off of Bert?

Adventureland Premiere

Blazzzed.

*wishes my ass looked as good as Kristens*

aww BFFFs.

more pics here source

Smoke of the day.

We may be in the minority when it comes to this hottie, but we fucking love Jackson. He can accent fuck the TwiHigh ladies anytime he wants.

I love this bitch, her fake smile, and her purse.

Kstew in L.A. <3

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Candid shots Twigh Style

Drunkbert: This is a pose Tyra would call FIERCE.
DaddyC: Rob, you are drunk.. that isn't Fierce.


Drunkbert: Dude, I met her, I bit her.. I think I know what FIERCE is (shakes imaginary long hair).

DaddyC: Now look son, this is how you SMILE WITH YOUR EYES.

Gossip.

From the NY Daily News...
Carnal relations are hard when you’re a worldwide heartthrob. “Twilight” hunk Robert Pattinson was overheard telling a fellow Brit, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]” while at Nur Khan’s Rosebar Saturday night. “A blind person with a British accent could get tail,” the pal retorted, cracking Pattinson up. Moments later, a cute brunette approached the star. The lass began fawning over him. “I’ll be back,” he promised, stuffing his beer into his jacket pocket before walking out.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/16/2009-03-16_rihanna_to_hit_the_big_screen_with_bodyg.html

I don't know if I believe this story (becuz NY Daily News is shit) but just in case, Bert, I know for a FACT you can laid in Philly, Delaware and Mexico.

Monday morning panty dropper...GQ outtakes

Sadbert or Sultrybert?

Credit...yourmom...or http://men.style.com/gq

Special dedication to my shawty's

This from the ladies of Twigh...for Bert, Kellan, Jackson, DaddyC, and Tom..bahahaha

Silk-freak me
Uploaded by lachula

Smoke of the day

You know this makes you want to smoke one.. *winks*

Thomas Sidney Jerome Sturridge...

*Can't wait to see this movie*

Incase you missed it - KStew on Jimmy Kimmel.

Kristen was on Jimmy Kimmel promoting The Cake Eaters and Adventureland.

Loves the dress.

She is too adorable. 

She may have seemed blazed, but we love her anyway.

All screencaps can be found here.

Here she is autographing and taking pictures with fans before the show.  More photos can be found here.

Esme can't keep it in her pants.

And here I thought it was the Cullen boys who were the horny beasts, and it defs looks like they got it from Esme herself.

I would attack Daddy C that way if I was her too.

I love it when you call me Big Poppa.

Our beloved hotness called Kellan Lutz made a photoshoot for this Italian magazine called Max.

While, he def looks really hot

and as adorable as we know he is

Max Magazine made a terrible mistake.. Kellan Lutz should never wear clothes, like EVAH. Not unless its a snuggie or the Twigh team covering up his bits.

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Oh my fucking Godbert - he really did go to Walmart.

.....and we just died a little bit inside.


Rob says:

(courtesy of HYBeccer)

Berto was spotted at the Walmart head quarters in Arkansas this morning. source

Elitist- "Omfg. He really did go to Wally World."

FemmeFatale - "Stfu no he didn't."

Elitist - "Swear to godbert he did. There are pics to prove it. Well it seems that it was just for managers of Sam's Club, so that is slightly better, but not really."

Stella-D - "Hahaha. Not really."

FemmeFatle - "No it's terrible. The only way he can be at Walmart is if he's there for dying children and their last wish is to meet him."

Stella-D - "That's true."

FemmeFatale - "This is exactly like The Red Line. Summit is like Victoria and Rob is like Stripward. Summit just let Walmart ass rape Bert."

Elitist - "Omg, you are sooo right. He better get a lifetime supply of hot pockets and snapple from Walmart. That's the only thing that will make this okay."

FemmeFatale - "Rob better be on a plane on his way home to London, with a layover in Philadelphia."

Elitist - "So he can lay you over. I'll meet you there and then he can lay me over."

Stella-D - "Ughhhh, why is Mexico sooo far from Philly?"

Elitist - "Well you can't win them all. Alright, I'm on my way to the airport."

*Bert, if you are looking for new management, the ladies of Twihigh would be happy to oblige...our email can be found on the right of this page.



ETA: La Stella just remembered she has been banned from Philadelphia since 2007. She apparently was crashing on the basement of an unknowing couple in the suburbs.

Anyways here is Bert in Wally World.