These 100 monkeys..

It's no secret the ladies here looooveee them some Jackson, but it is unknown knowledge that La Stella is a fervent fan of Jackson's band 100 Monkeys.


They have quirky songs, made in one take.. with catchy beats and awesome lyrics made the second they are being recorded. Now that is my type of music.

Check their myspace out, 100 Monkeys where you can find J. Action's poems and photographs along with their cool songs and next shows.

And well, seriously, Jackson.. accent fuck me please.

Some news...

Looks like Bert will be presenting at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards on March 28th:

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Feb. 25, 2009 – Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award-nominated mega-star trio Jonas Brothers, who clinched a coveted Blimp trophy last year for Favorite Music Group, will perform at Nickelodeon's 22nd Annual Kids' Choice Awards. The platinum-selling singing siblings will rock the house live from UCLA's Pauley Pavilion — Saturday, March 28 (8-9:30 p.m. ET/PT) — and join a slate of luminaries newly set to participate in the glorious, slime-filled event, including Hugh Jackman, Amy Adams, George Lopez, Keke Palmer, Robert Pattinson, Queen Latifah, Amy Poehler, Ben Stiller, Reese Witherspoon Miranda Cosgrove, Zac Efron and Nat and Alex Wolff.
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Also in case you haven't been paying attention...The Twilight DVD comes out tomorrow at midnight. Check here for Twilight Release Parties in your area. It has been reported that members of the cast will be sneaking into parties around the country.

On Wednesday, a rep for Summit Entertainment confirmed an unprecedented plan for the DVD launch: "Twilight" stars are being dispatched to secret locations all over the country. If you attend one of the midnight launch parties listed on the site, you could come face-to-face with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart or other favorites.

Check MTV for the whole article.

We interrupt this blog for our thoughts on Tombert's plaidtastic ways.

Spotted: TomStud on The Breakfast wearing a plaid shirt. (No, not the plaid shirt.) And if I recall correctly, I think we've seen him wear it before. As a matter of fact, I think we've seen him wearing that same outfit before.

Same red plaid, check.

Same grey jeans, check.

Same fresh kicks, check.

TomStud, you and Berto are bargain shoppers, we can tell. We love you and your plaid, thrifty, magically reappearing clothes. Our only hope is that you not wear one of Bert's suits to your movie premier. That's not kosher.

FemmeFatale - "Omg. Wait till you see this. You remember what Tom had on in the interview right?"

Elitist - "Yes....."

Elitist - "Oooohhhh no, if it's another joint custody shirt........"

*FemmeFatale show Elitist this*

Elitist -"Pahahahahahahahhahahahhaha."

FemmeFatale - "Baahahhahahah. I'm sayin same muther fucking outfit."

Elitist - "Dude, they are the same person, wearing the same clothes all the time. I love it !"

FemmeFatale - "That pic is like a year old. He has the same fucking sneakers on."

Elitist - "Hopefully that will be the next plaid we see Rob in."

FemmeFatale - "I wish there was a Tombert cam. All Tom and Bert, all the time."

Elitist - "Yessssssssssssss. That is what I want for my birthday. Make it happen."

FemmeFatale - "I will try. Right after I make a Tombert-FemmeFatale sex tape."

Elitist - "Woah woah woah. I get Bert first, while you have Tom. I mean, it is my birthday."

FemmeFatale - "Deal."

Elitist - "Now we just have to get to London."

Tomstu-dley...looking fine in plaid.

In case you haven't noticed, Twigh loves Bert's BFFF, Tom Sturridge.
(yes it appears that Tom is wearing the same exact outfit in this very old picture as he is in this interview from yesterday...this revelation will be discussed soon enough)

Here is a video of Tom promoting his new movie: The Boat that Rocked on The Breakfast.

Here are some screencaps:

Thank you TomSturridgenet for providing us the video for our "jizz my pants" moment. We think La Stella is at La Perla buying new undies as we post.

Nikki yo.

Love this bitch and her shirt..Velvet Underground.

(Femme Fatale is a Velvet Underground song...I'm just sayin)

On to the pics...Nikki Reed out in Cali yesterday.

Dressed down in a yellow Velvet Underground t-shirt and jeans, Nikki Reed was spotted out and about in West Hollywood on St Patrick’s Day (March 17).

The young “Twilight” star visited a shop on La Cienga Boulevard before heading to Whole Foods for a bite to eat for lunch with a few of her pals.Miss Reed spent the previous evening out supporting her “Twilight” co-star Kristen Stewart at the premiere of “Adventureland”.

Also a strong supporter of co-star Taylor Lautner, Miss Reed recently spoke about how tense it was waiting to see if Taylor would be re-cast in “New Moon”.

She tells, “We were all on edge. It got closer and closer, and it was heartbreaking. Kristen [Stewart] and I were in Africa when we got the call saying he got the part. She’s so stoked.”
Continuing on, Nikki added, “I don’t know if I would have had the confidence to do that, and be told ‘no’ if it didn’t work out. He just went in there and said, ‘I’m going to do the best that I can.’ And it paid off. I’m so happy for him.”

More pics here

Smoke of the Day...

Bert, a cig, and a man bag.

Twilight Comcast Extras

Well I knew paying $200 a month for Comcast would pay off eventually.

Here are two vids from the comcast extras found in the "on demand" section...these were recorded by a poster on lion _lamb LJ

Video 1

Video 2

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Well hello there wolves.

Lainey is saying that wolves of Bad Moon have been cast.

*Let it be know that Elitist calls Kiowa right now. Hot damn.

Chaske Spencer - Sam Uley

Tyson Houseman - Quil Ateara

Alex Meraz - Paul (also known as Mr. Rival Beanie)

Kiowa Gordon - Embry Call

Bronson Pelletier - Jared

Tinsel Korey - Emily

All good looking, but no one will ever beat the Cullen men.

Jackson with the ladies...

This picture is from last week...Thursday night I believe.

In Vancouver to prepare for the filming of New Moon, Twilight stars Jackson Rathbone, Kristen Stewart, Rachelle Lefevre and Nikki Reed were spotted bonding over dinner at Gotham Steak house.


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Smoke of the day

I want to be like her.
A bitch who just doesn't care and still gets to act in cool movies.

I love her <3

Kellan, I want you in me. Kthanks.

Kellan Lutz partied it up in Vegas for his 24th birthday. Looking sexy as fuck, I might add.

*Note to Kellan - my birthday is a week after yours. Next year we should have a joint party. Let me know.

Here he is at the airport leaving Vancouver with Edi Gathegi. We fucking love how Kellan has been rocking scarves. Too damn adorable. We also love how he takes his own photos of the paparazzi.

Thanks for the photos JustJared.

God save the Queen...

Looks like Bert is back in London??

*prays this is true and he is there long enough to creep behind Tom at his premiere*

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Scans from the Twilight Director's Notebook

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Teen Wolf

"Wolf wolf wolf wolf"...Teen Wolf anyone? One of my favorite movies.

Ok on with the news...

Lainey Gossip is reporting that these pictures of Tay Tay are of him and the other wolves that will appear in New Moon.


Oh shit...lookout Bert, is that a rival beanie??





Guy on the left is Chris Wietz.

Let it be known...FemmeFatale is and will always be Team Edward :)

Where's Waldobert in HQ

Vanity Fair did a spread on West Side Story featuring young hollywood...

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Find Bert and win a prize.

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