March 16, 2009
Smoke of the day.
We may be in the minority when it comes to this hottie, but we fucking love Jackson. He can accent fuck the TwiHigh ladies anytime he wants.
Candid shots Twigh Style
Drunkbert: This is a pose Tyra would call FIERCE.
DaddyC: Rob, you are drunk.. that isn't Fierce.
Drunkbert: Dude, I met her, I bit her.. I think I know what FIERCE is (shakes imaginary long hair).
DaddyC: Now look son, this is how you SMILE WITH YOUR EYES.
DaddyC: Rob, you are drunk.. that isn't Fierce.
Drunkbert: Dude, I met her, I bit her.. I think I know what FIERCE is (shakes imaginary long hair).
DaddyC: Now look son, this is how you SMILE WITH YOUR EYES.
Gossip.
From the NY Daily News...
Carnal relations are hard when you’re a worldwide heartthrob. “Twilight” hunk Robert Pattinson was overheard telling a fellow Brit, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]” while at Nur Khan’s Rosebar Saturday night. “A blind person with a British accent could get tail,” the pal retorted, cracking Pattinson up. Moments later, a cute brunette approached the star. The lass began fawning over him. “I’ll be back,” he promised, stuffing his beer into his jacket pocket before walking out.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/16/2009-03-16_rihanna_to_hit_the_big_screen_with_bodyg.html
I don't know if I believe this story (becuz NY Daily News is shit) but just in case, Bert, I know for a FACT you can laid in Philly, Delaware and Mexico.
Carnal relations are hard when you’re a worldwide heartthrob. “Twilight” hunk Robert Pattinson was overheard telling a fellow Brit, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]” while at Nur Khan’s Rosebar Saturday night. “A blind person with a British accent could get tail,” the pal retorted, cracking Pattinson up. Moments later, a cute brunette approached the star. The lass began fawning over him. “I’ll be back,” he promised, stuffing his beer into his jacket pocket before walking out.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/16/2009-03-16_rihanna_to_hit_the_big_screen_with_bodyg.html
I don't know if I believe this story (becuz NY Daily News is shit) but just in case, Bert, I know for a FACT you can laid in Philly, Delaware and Mexico.
Special dedication to my shawty's
This from the ladies of Twigh...for Bert, Kellan, Jackson, DaddyC, and Tom..bahahaha
March 15, 2009
March 14, 2009
Incase you missed it - KStew on Jimmy Kimmel.
Kristen was on Jimmy Kimmel promoting The Cake Eaters and Adventureland.
Loves the dress.
Esme can't keep it in her pants.
And here I thought it was the Cullen boys who were the horny beasts, and it defs looks like they got it from Esme herself.
I would attack Daddy C that way if I was her too.
I love it when you call me Big Poppa.
Our beloved hotness called Kellan Lutz made a photoshoot for this Italian magazine called Max.
While, he def looks really hot
and as adorable as we know he is
Max Magazine made a terrible mistake.. Kellan Lutz should never wear clothes, like EVAH. Not unless its a snuggie or the Twigh team covering up his bits.
Oh my fucking Godbert - he really did go to Walmart.
.....and we just died a little bit inside.
Rob says:
*Bert, if you are looking for new management, the ladies of Twihigh would be happy to oblige...our email can be found on the right of this page.
ETA: La Stella just remembered she has been banned from Philadelphia since 2007. She apparently was crashing on the basement of an unknowing couple in the suburbs.
Anyways here is Bert in Wally World.
Rob says:
(courtesy of HYBeccer)
Berto was spotted at the Walmart head quarters in Arkansas this morning. source
Elitist- "Omfg. He really did go to Wally World."
FemmeFatale - "Stfu no he didn't."
Elitist - "Swear to godbert he did. There are pics to prove it. Well it seems that it was just for managers of Sam's Club, so that is slightly better, but not really."
Stella-D - "Hahaha. Not really."
FemmeFatle - "No it's terrible. The only way he can be at Walmart is if he's there for dying children and their last wish is to meet him."
Stella-D - "That's true."
FemmeFatale - "This is exactly like The Red Line. Summit is like Victoria and Rob is like Stripward. Summit just let Walmart ass rape Bert."
Elitist - "Omg, you are sooo right. He better get a lifetime supply of hot pockets and snapple from Walmart. That's the only thing that will make this okay."
FemmeFatale - "Rob better be on a plane on his way home to London, with a layover in Philadelphia."
Elitist - "So he can lay you over. I'll meet you there and then he can lay me over."
Stella-D - "Ughhhh, why is Mexico sooo far from Philly?"
Elitist - "Well you can't win them all. Alright, I'm on my way to the airport."
*Bert, if you are looking for new management, the ladies of Twihigh would be happy to oblige...our email can be found on the right of this page.
ETA: La Stella just remembered she has been banned from Philadelphia since 2007. She apparently was crashing on the basement of an unknowing couple in the suburbs.
Anyways here is Bert in Wally World.
March 13, 2009
Did Jackson "Rpattz" the papz??
Dear readers...
We have conflicting reports please see below:
From http://www.laineygossip.com/
It was a week of pre-production: photo shoots, rehearsals, costume, camera work, meetings, whatever it is that actors do…
Last night several cast members went out for dinner including Kristen Stewart and of course Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, and Rachelle Lefevre and Edi Gathegi. Robert Pattinson was not with them. In fact, Robert Pattinson has completed his preparation and is not required at work in Vancouver for another several weeks. Vampire vanishes...
But I’m sure you’ve all stared long and hard at the GQ photos? The cover is great. The one of him smoking is pretty hot too. But the rest… I don’t know about the rest. Especially not the shot of him lying on his side appearing to be, what is he doing, is he repositioning his junk? Click here if you have no idea what I’m talking about. Go through the images.
No… Edward is not for me. But Jackson Jasper, definitely.
Here he is Jackson Rathbone at Vancouver airport taking off today with his new Jasper hair. Very well worn pair of pants, non? Seems like a confident, easy going, not awkward all the time dude. Good.
Also Jackson’s castmates – Ashley Green with whom he arrived at the airport (there’s a teddy bear in her bag) and was seen on a coffee run the other day… is there something going on? Rachelle yesterday morning with all that amazing hair, and Elizabeth Reaser who has some odd footwear options considering it’s only Starbucks.
Kristen Stewart left Vancouver today too. These are photos of her at the airport. She’s on Kimmel tonight. Hopefully more chatty than she was with Letterman.
Now earlier this afternoon we posted this:
From: http://justjared.buzznet.com/
Thursday night, the whole New Moon cast - including Kristen Stewart, Rachelle Lefevre and Robert Pattinson - headed to Gotham Steakhouse for dinner.
As as the cast was leaving, Jackson, 24, revealed to paparazzi that filming for New Moon will be starting earlier than anticipated. He shared, “[Rehearsals] They’re going great, they’re going great. We’re actually going to start filming on Monday, so be sure to check it out.”
SO...was Rob at dinner or not...is filming starting on Monday? Did Jackson "rpattz" the papz? That remains to be seen.... either way...
Credit Stella-D AKA LaStella.
We have conflicting reports please see below:
From http://www.laineygossip.com/
It was a week of pre-production: photo shoots, rehearsals, costume, camera work, meetings, whatever it is that actors do…
Last night several cast members went out for dinner including Kristen Stewart and of course Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, and Rachelle Lefevre and Edi Gathegi. Robert Pattinson was not with them. In fact, Robert Pattinson has completed his preparation and is not required at work in Vancouver for another several weeks. Vampire vanishes...
But I’m sure you’ve all stared long and hard at the GQ photos? The cover is great. The one of him smoking is pretty hot too. But the rest… I don’t know about the rest. Especially not the shot of him lying on his side appearing to be, what is he doing, is he repositioning his junk? Click here if you have no idea what I’m talking about. Go through the images.
No… Edward is not for me. But Jackson Jasper, definitely.
Here he is Jackson Rathbone at Vancouver airport taking off today with his new Jasper hair. Very well worn pair of pants, non? Seems like a confident, easy going, not awkward all the time dude. Good.
Also Jackson’s castmates – Ashley Green with whom he arrived at the airport (there’s a teddy bear in her bag) and was seen on a coffee run the other day… is there something going on? Rachelle yesterday morning with all that amazing hair, and Elizabeth Reaser who has some odd footwear options considering it’s only Starbucks.
Kristen Stewart left Vancouver today too. These are photos of her at the airport. She’s on Kimmel tonight. Hopefully more chatty than she was with Letterman.
Now earlier this afternoon we posted this:
From: http://justjared.buzznet.com/
Thursday night, the whole New Moon cast - including Kristen Stewart, Rachelle Lefevre and Robert Pattinson - headed to Gotham Steakhouse for dinner.
As as the cast was leaving, Jackson, 24, revealed to paparazzi that filming for New Moon will be starting earlier than anticipated. He shared, “[Rehearsals] They’re going great, they’re going great. We’re actually going to start filming on Monday, so be sure to check it out.”
SO...was Rob at dinner or not...is filming starting on Monday? Did Jackson "rpattz" the papz? That remains to be seen.... either way...
Credit Stella-D AKA LaStella.
The Cullens leave Canadialand; where's waldobert?
Lainey says everyone is out of Vancouver. Ashley, Jackson, and KStew were seen leaving today. (photos on Lainey)
What's Ashley holding - Bad Moon script perhaps ?
Apparently Bert left yesterday or last night. And where are the pictures of that, we ask ?!?! And where is Berto now ?
Elitist - "He better not be going to LA, not after GQbert. He'll get stalked more that usual."
FemmeFatale - "No, he has to be going to London. Tom's new movie premiers next week and Bert better be there to support him."
Elitist - "Good point. Tomstu did enough creeping at Bert's premiers. He has to keep the bromance alive and do the same for Tom."
FemmeFatale - "Ex-fucking-actly."
Update
We hear Berto might be going to Walmart's headquarters tomorrow. What in the fuckbert is Summit doing to the poor lad ?
FemmeFatale - "A little piece of me just died."
Elitist - "Me too. I hope he doesn't end up stabbing himself in some fucking Shittown, Arkansas Walmart. The Twimoms won't know how to handle that."
FemmeFatale - "Truth. Why doesn't Summit realize all Rob wants to do is to be in London with Tom in some pub drinking beer ?"
Elitist - "Because that would involve them actually giving a shit about the stars of their movies. Those fuckers don't seem to care."
FemmeFatale - "They need to stop whoring him out. This isn't The Red Line. Let's pour out a little liquor for his dignity."
Elitist - "Cheers to that."
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