Smoke of the day

I don't smoke or drink (enough beer) but now I'm craving both. Not enough as I crave TomBert.

LIKE OMG Tombert smells??

Bhahahaha...Who the fuck cares? Really? Are gossip sites that hard up for info that they have to blog about the smell that is Bert? And then drag his BFF into the mix too? Let's be real if Bert really smelled Summit would bottle that shit and sell it in all the Hot Topic/ Walmart’s around the United States.

For the record I like my men dirty...just sayin.

From Lainey Gossip:

His head is fine but he smells

Many of you have emailed about some tabloid story reporting that Robert Pattinson was struck in the head during New Moon shooting in Vancouver.

He hasn’t started shooting. Makeup, screen testing, and training…but not shooting. Relax twi-hards. It never happened. He wasn’t hurt. Trust.

The smell on the other hand… well the smell is a different story entirely. Apparently Pattinson is loathe to clean himself and the stank coming off of him, his colleagues can’t stand it. Robert has been training every day. Cable, wires and underwater. Then he chainsmokes. And locks himself in his hotel room the rest of the time…

Yeah no, fresh is probably not the best way to describe it. This however is part of his appeal …? So I’m told. And his funk was also alluded to in that recent GQ article too as the journalist noted: His clothes smell like he has recently purchased them off the back of someone less fortunate than he.

A little psychoanalysis, shall we?

Does Robert Pattinson hate his own pretty?

Is the lack of personal hygiene an attempt to escape the heavy burden of being so beautiful?

More importantly…

At what point does quiver come before cleanliness? For me, it would have to be someone with a legacy. I wouldn’t sacrifice the olfactory senses for a young sparkler in his first year of stardom, you know?

Johnny Depp?

Yes. Of course.

Bert is thinking...

(Pic Credit to HYBeccer)

Boys of a feather open mouth together

Tom Sturridge is apparently a very good friend of Robert Pattinson. Here he is on the carpet for The Boat That Rocks last night in London. As you can see, his BFF gave him a few tips. One tip.

When in doubt, let your mouth hang open. Open Mouth Posing.

Like Pattinson, Tom is a beautiful boy. And cleaner? It’s probably not fair to judge from a red carpet. Even Pattinson showers for the red carpet.

But the hair…

Am too old perhaps to understand the hair. These days the hair, on these boys, they’re more like boy elves. With great emphasis on the ear – have you noticed? LipGloss Zac Efron, as you know, is famous for it. And Chace Crawford. And now Tom Sturridge as well.

If I were Tom Sturridge, it’s not the kind of company I’d like to keep, especially not with all this potential following the lead of fellow break out Brits like James McAvoy, Jim Sturgess, and Ben Barnes.

Tom Sturridge is next? Discuss

This is what Tom has to say:

(Pic credit to HYBeccer)

Smoke of the day...

A new movie for Bert?

Robert Pattinson, who proved his romantic appeal in Summit's "Twilight," may play another star-crossed lover in a new project called "Memoirs" that Summit is currently assembling.

Pattinson, who is reprising his role as vampire Edward Cullen in the "Twilight" sequel "The New Moon," is in early talks to star in the new project, which Allen Coulter is considering directing.

"Memoirs," based on an orignal screenplay by Will Fetters that will be rewritten by Jenny Lumet, who penned "Rachel Getting Married," tells of two lovers whose newfound relationship is threatened as they struggle to deal with family tragedies.

Coulter -- who directed "Hollywoodland," which dealt with the death of George Reeves, and who has been nominated for six Emmys for his work on HBO's "The Sopranos" and FX's "Damages" -- has been in talks about the project, though no deal has been reached.

Nick Osborne and Trevor Engelson would produce via their Underground Films banner, and Summit president of production Erik Feig and vp production Meredith Milton, who brought the project to Summit, will oversee for the studio.

Pattinson is repped by Endeavor, while Coulter and Lumet are repped by ICM.

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"Robert Pattinson in a word: dreamy."

Cute little clip of Ryan Reynolds on our boy Bert. I knew I liked Ryan - he's funny, got killer abs, and he wants Bert just like the rest of us. Haha.

Read the accompanying story here.

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*If you've never seen Waiting with Ryan Reynolds, Netflix that shit right now.*

Just like my partners in crime love the hot tranny mess that is NReed and the high as a kite KStew, I would loveee to be the BFF to Ashley Greene.

I love her, cause even if she can't act, she made a really cute Alice (who is my fave Twilight character).


























Also, she has an interesting boy history. Which I wouldn't mind having myself.

Wetness...

If I recall correctly Emmett never wore a shirt in the Twilight series. And if I am wrong, I demand a re-write because Kellan should never have to wear a shirt...just sayin.








Aww it looks like Scotch and Gin, Emmett.

Edwardo doll says...

The Boat That Rocked Premiere...

Since Bert couldn't make Tom's premiere the ladies of TwiHigh went as his date...

(Don't worry WorstfriendeverBert we took care of him)


Don't hate on our outfits either...bahahaha.


(FYI..We love Bert we are just fuckin kiddin)

JIZZZZZZZZ Premiere Pics...*edited*

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Most of these pics came from that wonderful site love to "the Plaids"


Beer in hand...loves it!

LOLZ.

Gah! Open mouth picture...learned from the best of course
(in my mind that necklace is a present from Bert)

Jizz.

No (visual)plaid but smokin hot none the less

Kellan sure does love his snuggie.

Kellan, Rachelle, and Ashley at Kitson on March 21st.

Snuggie party that didn't happen, fake Twitters, and Dakota Fanning joining Bad Moon all included in the vid. 

Neato gloves...

I never get sick of KStews "I just smoked ten blunts" face... EVER!  The girl does it well...

But i actually think her gloves outshine her face... man I wish I saved my glow in the dark skeleton gloves from '92... guess i'll need to go on ebay and find me a pair. 

3.23.09 Tom's Premiere

Its 3:17PM in London right now and Tom is trying to decide which one of Bert's suits he is going to wear to his premiere tonight. You know he is hoping he can wear the lucky plaid as an undershirt.

Here is a picture of Tom at Bobby Long's show on March 13th, and yes he is wearing plaid in this picture because Tom does not disappoint.EVER.

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Good Luck tonight BB...Love your TwiHigh girls <3

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Good morning darlings...

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One of her readers sent her these pictures of Scruffbert taken in Italy this past fall. For some reason I think scruffbert looks amazingly hot in these...Idk, maybe its the black hoodie or his sexy lips or...I better get back to work.

Bahahaha...look at Berto's face. My guess is he is coming out of a pub.

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Attention lurkers. All 1,800 of you.

Hi, it is I, the Elitist. Contrary to my name, I do not think I am all that elite. I love hearing what other people are saying. I love talking to people. I like meeting new people. I try to make people laugh. I, however, can not do this if no one wants to talk to me. My other Twigh baftas listen, but they already know me. I want to get to know you, the readers. So my plea is that you start commenting. It takes just a minute of your day. Did you think something we said was funny? Or not funny at all? Did a photo of Bert, Kellan, or Daddy C make you jizz in your pants? Do you think we are a bunch of pathetic baftas that need a life? Then comment and tell us! You don't even have to be registered!

This is my true birthday wish. And yes, I will beg if need be. I leave you with a present, from me to you. A little profilebert.